Loophole found. Button pushed.
BUTTON PRESSING INTENSIFIES
*breaks finger from pressing the button so many times*
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope youre lying wrong answer
am i the only person here who reads tea and drinks books
round up the posse, boys, we found us a NERD
If I was a famous actor and had a horde of fangirls, I would stay single, and every time an interviewer asked me about my love life, I’d answer that “there’s this one girl I saw at a meeting with fans. I don’t know her name, because of all the fuss with the autographs, and I have only seen her once, but I’m in love with her.” I’d say that, looking all sad and lonely.
Imagine all the fangirls’ faces.
just calm down a second there, satan
my nan everybody
"is he American?"
"Yes. How did you know?"
"His cheekbones aren’t as prominent"
I love your nan.
i literally don’t know how she knew that
I want to be nan when I grow up
I want to be friends with nan now
We’ll have to all sip tea and excessively use the word ‘sassy’.
"Light And Shadow" Frida Gustavsson, Jac Jagaciak & Kristina Salinovic by Paolo Roversi for Vogue India November 2011
everybody needs a lieutenant mills, ESPECIALLY dean
for the awesome becca